Smoke this iphone

Tribute to Avery's iPhone accompanied by a moment of silence

It's kind of a funny story (for me at least).
You see, it all started when Avery's lady (Noona), spilt mold be gone all over her face AND in her mouth.
The self-inflicted accident led to a self-inflicted theory that this was the cause of Noona's Sickness.
The Sickness led to a mild case of uncomfterbleness.
The uncomfterbleness led to crankiness, and THAT was mixed with an attempt to put cough syrup in her mouth (to combat The, for-said, Sickness).

The results was devastating; Some say it may have been a twitch of the planets, maybe even a brownout of the heart. I wasn't really there (because I was whale watching with my boys in P Town).

THE RESULT WAS a Robitussin covered iPhone; a Dead iphone. a no mo phone.

RIP AVERY's iPhone (god help up ever win at trivia night ever again)